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stonerguysdoitbetter:

I cant stop looking

Ill never stop laughing

dig my grave, im dead

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hatefucking:

kurlozusedmistletoe:

hatefucking:

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i laughed so hard i spilled soup on my keyboard and that only made it about 300x funnierĀ 

my work here is done

IM CRYING

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captain-gumdrops:

neverstayhappy101:

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someone finally has the perfect gif that fits the beat

this is so perfect im cry omg thank you

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livetomakeadifference:

0ut-0f-f0cus:

This is off the Bermuda Triangle,  where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved

Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation: methane vents which have been discovered in that region. 
Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink.
Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky.
Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color, and the “ghost ships” reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle.

Fucking science, man.

so
the bermuda triangle
is caused
by ocean farts
scuumbag:

third time being on my blog in the last week
but this is hilarious to me
f-abulush:

revoult:

lmprovident:

p r e c i o u s .

cutest picture on tumblr

i love kitty






INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB
Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.


This shit is dope.


No, you may not enter my room.
This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.

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